Freeman's Mind 2： Episode 12-UYRO0fbi1rM.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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There are no corndogs in hell.

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Alright, well, daylight's burning,

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[machine gun fire] I guess there's no...

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Oh! OH!

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Oof!

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Will you give me FIVE SECONDS to turn this around?!

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No, you won't!

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Fuck you!

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Fuck you...

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What the hell?! This one's shut, too?!

#1200:00:30,267→00:00:32,400

There's not like a little crack...?

#1300:00:32,400→00:00:34,333

No! There's nothing!

#1400:00:34,333→00:00:36,633

Fine! Abandon ship!

#1500:00:36,633→00:00:40,033

I've had mixed feelings about this boat every step of the way.

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Is he firing aga--AHH!

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Perfect.

#1800:00:45,600→00:00:48,009

Okay, where is he? I didn't even see him.

#1900:00:49,500→00:00:50,867

I STILL don't see him.

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[machine gun fire]

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Whoa!

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How does he...?

#2300:00:55,293→00:00:57,200

Yeah, no, I'm not doing this.

#2400:00:57,200→00:01:00,967

Son of a bitch can't control his recoil, but he sure can aim straight.

#2500:01:00,967→00:01:02,867

Of course. Locked.

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That's a BIG-ass lock.

#2700:01:05,867→00:01:09,367

Hey, I couldn't shoot it, could...? No...

#2800:01:10,400→00:01:11,467

No...

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I mean, yes!

#3000:01:14,100→00:01:17,100

Wow. The power of no-yes.

#3100:01:17,100→00:01:20,933

I'd shoot more doors open if I didn't think that would just jam up the locks.

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Plus, that would imply I know where I'm going.

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Oh wow! A Magnum just lying here in the basement.

#3400:01:28,433→00:01:30,867

This must be where the staff plays Russian Roulette.

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Maybe during their lunch break.

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WHOA!

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AH!

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Now, where did y--

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Jeez, this thing stings!

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I wouldn't have used THIS gun if I had known you were coming,

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but convenience won out.

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But I also didn't KNOW you were coming--you didn't knock.

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I mean, what'd you expect me to do,

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just shoot through the door as soon as I heard a noise?

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It looked pretty solid.

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Oh! Maybe THAT'S why the Magnum was there.

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Although, you know what would better

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is if everybody wasn't trying to FUCKING KILL ME?!

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Ah! Shit, what am I doing?

#5000:02:05,533→00:02:07,967

Here, let me just calm down...

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...kill everyone...

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...then I'll have some time to think.

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But this keeps HAPPENING!

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I need to start thinking more outside the box on this.

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I mean, I still need to kill everybody, but--AHH!

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What the hell?

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] OH! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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WHERE'D THE CHOPPER COME FROM?!

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I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] Oh! Oh!

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If only I had a high caliber weapon that could really punch through its armor!

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C'mon... Eat it...

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] Yeee!

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THIS IS BULLSHIT! THOSE WERE GOOD SHOTS!

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I KNOW THOSE WERE GOOD SHOTS!

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DAMMIT, WHY DID CIA TAKE AWAY MY WEAPONS?! I HAD AN RPG!

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"THOSE ARE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. I NEED TO TAKE THOSE.

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"NOW HERE'S A REALLY DANGEROUS MISSION."

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MOVE!

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Fuck... Did that come out of him?!

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Oh, I don't even want to THINK about that!

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[Hunter-Chopper charging up] It's spinning up! Where is it?!

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I don't see it!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] Ooh-hoo!

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BLAH!

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JESUS CHRIST!

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WHERE IS IT?!

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[Hunter-Chopper charging up] Fucking gravel...!

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AND HE'S SAFE!

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YEAH! TRY TO FLY IN HERE, ASSHOLE!

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[loud machine gun fire] AAAAH! AAAH!

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[ears ringing] I DID IT AGAIN!

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[ears ringing] IT FEELS AWFUL!

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I'm going to be like Grandpa Mitch!

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Well, assuming I live that long!

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I sure PLAN on living that long!

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But fate and I seem to be having a really abusive relationship.

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Oh! Indoors! We're safe here!

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DID YOU HEAR?! WE'RE SAFE HERE!

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WE'RE SAFE! HOORAY!

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OH NO! WE'RE NOT SAFE!

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EVERYTHING'S STILL TERRIBLE!

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LIKE ALL THE OTHER TIMES!

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GET AWAY FROM ME!

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RAAAAH! NO TIME!

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AS SOON AS I'M DONE RELOADING, SOMEBODY ELSE IS LIKE, "AAH, COME KILL ME!"

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SEE?!

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INTELLIGENCE ONLY MEANS SO MUCH IF YOU HAVE NO TIME TO PREPARE

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AND HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON THE SPOT!

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JUST SCREAM AND HOP AROUND UNTIL YOU'RE SHOT!

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WHAT A GREAT EQUALIZER!

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IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP, EITHER!

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Even RIGHT NOW, I'm giving that chopper three minutes before it says, "Eh, fuck it,"

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and starts blind firing into the warehouse.

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Christ!

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I'M OUT!

#10800:04:29,400→00:04:30,333

Just kidding.

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I mean, I AM out, but not TOTALLY out.

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Y'know, a technicality.

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See, if I had time to prepare, I could rig up a mannequin, spray paint it orange,

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attach a motor on wheels to it...

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I'm sure the chopper would light it up for 20 minutes before it realized it's not me.

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But that's not the point here, is it?

#11500:04:46,433→00:04:49,200

I've got it now. I'm here to dance for the CIA.

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See, I thought they were incompetent

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because I thought they actually wanted to DO something.

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THAT was my mistake.

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They have teleporters.

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If they wanted this over, they could just teleport the leader into space. Pop. Done.

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But that's an existential threat,

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because if they can solve all conflict, that makes them superfluous.

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And who knows how long this has been going on;

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I'm sure they've had these thoughts years ago

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so I don't know where their minds' at now,

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but it seems to be at the bored god phase.

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] So, n--AAH AAAAH!

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Yeah, that's what I get for thinking above my paygrade!

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WELL, IT *USED* TO BE MY PAYGRADE!

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Although my pay was still kind of shit.

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It's just how the man keeps you down. With attack-choppers.

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This isn't doing anything! We're not communicating at all!

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YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

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HERE! CATCH!

#13500:05:41,133→00:05:42,413

Oh, great! GREAT!

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Nnnnngh!

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[explosion]

#13800:05:44,167→00:05:46,567

Yeah, yeah. Get it out of your system.

#13900:05:46,567→00:05:48,467

Okay, I can move this, but...

#14000:05:48,467→00:05:53,167

I'm getting soft in my old age. The younger me wouldn't waste a grenade to save time.

#14100:05:53,167→00:05:56,133

BLAH! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?!

#14200:05:56,133→00:05:59,400

YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME REGRET THIS EVEN MORE KNOWING YOU WOULD'VE MOVED IT!

#14300:06:01,433→00:06:03,770

WELL, NOW YOU CAN'T! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE!

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[gibbering]

#14500:06:07,767→00:06:09,354

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

#14600:06:12,700→00:06:15,633

So, yeah. That's the mission. Not to fight aliens,

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but for the CIA's bosses to feel something--anything.

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By not giving me what I need, that makes their hearts beat just a little bit faster.

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They're so numb to watching agents die, they need more. And that's me.

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Fuck...

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[Hunter-Chopper charging up]

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[Hunter-Chopper firing]

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Christ, for all I know, they're the ones piloting the helicopter!

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Ngh!

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[machine gun fire] AAAAH! AAAAH!

#15600:06:39,833→00:06:43,933

It's like those people who hunt wolves from a helicopter! Really sporting!

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GIVES YOU THE REAL THRILL OF THE HUNT!

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C-fucking-I-A...

#15900:06:48,367→00:06:49,267

Nope!

#16000:06:49,267→00:06:52,200

You're being evicted. I don't even want to hear your excuses.

#16100:06:52,200→00:06:54,800

AAAH! NO! STOP! DDYAAAAAH!

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This is my ONLY cover. I HAVE to take it!

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I hope you guys didn't leave a mess for me!

#16400:07:00,100→00:07:00,867

Okay, you did--OH-HO-HOO!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] Okay, you did--OH-HO-HOO!

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Oh! Cover!

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Wait, what's this?

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Does it work?

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JESUS! IT'S STILL NOT GOING THROUGH!

#17000:07:09,767→00:07:12,700

Well, I saw SOMETHING. There was an explosion!

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PLEASE REMAIN STILL!

#17200:07:13,833→00:07:17,067

I'M A SCIENTIST! I NEED TO REPRODUCE MY RESULTS!

#17300:07:17,067→00:07:19,100

FINDINGS ARE ENCOURAGING!

#17400:07:19,100→00:07:21,933

BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH SAMPLES! WE NEED TO BE THOROUGH!

#17500:07:21,933→00:07:24,467

NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT!

#17600:07:24,467→00:07:26,333

YOU'RE INTRODUCING A NEW VARIABLE!

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IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU'RE GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!

#17800:07:29,367→00:07:30,267

NO!

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OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

#18000:07:31,300→00:07:33,432

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START ALL OVER!

#18100:07:33,432→00:07:36,867

NO! COME BACK! THE EXPERIMENT'S NOT FINISHED YET!

#18200:07:36,867→00:07:38,667

Typical test subject...

#18300:07:38,667→00:07:41,533

This is why science takes so long. Right here.

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Is he coming back?

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Maybe?

#18600:07:44,833→00:07:45,733

No...

#18700:07:45,733→00:07:48,633

So if that WAS CIA, that explains a lot.

#18800:07:48,633→00:07:51,767

It's almost as if I have to save them from themselves.

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They've grown bored of killing their own agents,

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but then they do it from the safest vantage point possible,

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so they deny themselves the rush.

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What's this?

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[alarms sound] Oh! And there it is!

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I just needed to press a button!

#19500:08:05,433→00:08:07,500

Was that so hard?

#19600:08:07,500→00:08:11,363

Well...yes. Yes, it kind of was.

#19700:08:14,400→00:08:18,667

The CIA should've just put ME in charge of teleportation technology.

#19800:08:18,667→00:08:21,046

I would never go insane with power.